22tak padhai, 25 pe Nokri, 26 pe Chhokri, 30 pe bacche, 60 pe retirement


or phir maut kaa intzar .




dhat aisi ghisi piti zindgi thode hi jeena chahta hoon
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BhAi tO mJhE mErE dOsT bulAtE hAin .



wRnA meRe DuShMaN tO aAj bHi mJhE bAap kE nAmE se jaAntE hAiN

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Badshah hain kaam nahi



Hukumat karte hai hum

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Tum kisi aur se mohhabbat krlo janemann




Hme amir bnne me abhi thoda waqt lagega
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Mjhe bnakr khuda bhi soch main pad gya..



Ki ab is pagle ke lye pagli kaha se laau

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Kon kehta hai hamara lkha waste ho gya..

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Jab jab lkha saala copy paste ho gya

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lOg kEhTe hAin wO laDki bAhut AtTituDe diKhAti hAi ...

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aB mEri gF hAi tO aTtituDe diKhayGi hii

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JiTnE kI hOnEy sInGh kIgAAdI 7diN mE teLL khAtI hAi
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uTnE kI tO aPnI 2DiN kI gOlDfLaKe aAtI hai

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Hum wO poSe dEtE hAiN jiSkI dEmAnD
sArKar nAhi



pUbLiC kRtI hAi
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Log mere baare main kyaa sochte hain ..

agar ye bhi mai sochne laga to ..


logo ke sochne ke lye kya baki reh jaayga

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Shero se keh do ki naya shikariaaya hai yaa to jungle chhod de ..


yaa Hukumat
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Her kisi ko kAhi nAa kAhi sAwA sHeR jAroOr miLtA hAi


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oR rAhi mEri baAt tø mai tø baChPaN sE sHikArI hOoN
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Lipstick lagana har ladki ki beauty hai

or use test karna sirf meri duty hai


99 ho gyi last kon hai wo khush naseeb jo meri century poori karegi
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RisK iS mY #BuSinEsS..DaNgErøUs iS mY #GaMe...DoNt pLaY wItH mE .




bEcAuSe#$ûhãîl iS mY nAme .
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iF u løVe mE ...løvE me wEll



IF u hAtE mE gØ tØ hEll


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COnTroL yøuR #bP ..



wHiLe wAcHiNg mY #dP

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TmHarI sMilE kITnI dHAasU hAi pTa hAi .



AgaR mErE pAsS DiL hOtA tO pKka aAhI jAatA
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Tevar to hame bhi dikhane aate hain pagli ...



par mammy ne mana kiya hai ki bahu kbhi roni nahi chahiye
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Hum waha khade hote hain jaha



metter bade hote hain
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Apna status khud banane kaa usool hai apna...



chahe wo facebook kaa ho yaa phir zindgi ka

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cOlleGe kBhi nAhI gYa bCoz
LaDkiYa




rAaste mE hI pAtt jaaTi tHi