Funny joke (Hindi letest funny jokes read here)

Ek bar conductor ne bacche se kaha :- Tum had waqt darwaze par khade rehte ho
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Tumhare papa chokidar hain kya

Baccha bahut Shararti tha bola
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Tum bhi to har waqt paise mangte rehte ho tumhare papa bhikari hain kya

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Ek Aadmi doctor ke paas khud ko dikhane gaya

Doctor bola:- Aapko Aaram ki Sakht zaroorat hai neend ki goli de rha hoon
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Apni biwi ko khila dena

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Whatsapp par kuch log aise hain

jaise wo sarkari school ke student ho
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Jo bhale hi poore saal school naa aate ho
Par register pr name zaroor rehta hai
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Teacher:- Agar ek taraf Akal or dusri taraf paisa ho to tum kya chunoge

Student:- Paisa

Teacher:- Galat, agar tumhari jagah mai hoti to mai akal chunti

Student:- Ab madam jiske paas jis cheez ki kami ho wo to wahi chunega

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Ab ye Afwaah kon phela rha hain ki 'raahu' or 'ketu' ne kalyug mai
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Rahul or kejri ke roop main janam liya hai

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Doctor ne Aishwarya ray ki beti se :- beta tumhare Dada kon hain

Bacchi:- Big B

Doctor:- beta tumahri mammi kon hain

Bacchi:- Mrs world

Doctor:- tumhare papa kon hain

Bacchi:- No idea sir ji

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Santa:- Aaj maine bus ke peeche dodh kar 15rupey bacha liya


Banta:-tu pagal hai

Taxi ke peeche dodhta 150 rupey bacha
Leta

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Wo konsi cheez hai jo kabhi biwi ki nahi ho sakti
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Galti
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Gabbar:- gunde

Sambha:- Aap gande

Gabbar:- Aap gunde

Sambha:-Aap gande
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Gabbar:- abe gun de (bandook) de chutiye