The Super Rajnikant jokes read here

Don ko 11 mulko ki police talash rahi hai
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Isilye don Rajnikant ke ghar mai chhupa baitha hai

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British India ko 1947 mai kyu chhod kar chale gaye
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Sochi
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Socho
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Thoda or socho bhai
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Are kyuki 1948 mai Rajnikant paida ho gya tha isilye ...
Mind it
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Rajnikant diwali ki raat dhol Baja raha tha
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Thodi der bad 1 Alien zameen par aaya or bola
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Bhai thoda dheere se Baja kal mere bete ka exam hai
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Rajni power talwar bazi ke muqabley mai.

1 chines ne Baal ke 2 tukde kar diye.
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1 japnies ne udti hui makkhi ki gardan kat di
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Rajnikant ne talwar chalayi

Lekin

Maccher udta hi raha

Rajnikant muskurate hue bola..
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Udd to raha hai lekin kabhi baap nahi ban payga
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1bar ek ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh maar di
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Rajnikant ne uske hath,pair or gardan marod di
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Aaj us ladke ko dunia baba ramdev ke name se jaanti hai

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Ek bar Rajnikant ne 1 chhote bacche ko blood donate kiya
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Pta hai log us bacche ko aaj kis name se jaante hain
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The great khali
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Rajnikant ne 1 Road roller kharida
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Pta hai kyu
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Apne kapde press (iron) karne ke liye

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Jab duniya ka pehla phone bana kar start kiya gaya to scientist
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Phone mai likha tha 2missed call from Rajnikant
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Rajnikant:- Hello mai rajni bol raha hoon
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Ladka :- pata hai
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Rajnikant:- tumko kaise pata
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Ladka :- kyuki mobile switch off hai mera

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Teacher:- 8 kaa aadha kitna hota
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Santa:- 4
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Rajnikant:- wo to depend karta hai
Agar horigently aadha karo
To 0
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Vertically Aadha karo to 3

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1 baar rajnikant Switzerland gaya
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Tabhi uska purse ek building me gir gaya
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Aaj us building ko Sab log Swis bank ke name se jante hain

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Rajnikant ne 1 college khola
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 Sab Student confusion mai the jab wo Admission le rahe the

Kyuki

College ka name tha
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Rajnikant's medical college of engeenering for commerce..
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Shaktiman:- Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye gaye
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Rajnikant:- mujhe
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Shaktiman:-,Abe samajh naa tere baap ka konsa kuch jaata hai samjhne mai

Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne laddu bache
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Rajnikant:-20
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Shaktiman:- wo kaise
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Rajnikant:- abe samajh naa tere baap ka konsa kuch jata hai samajhne mai
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Saalo 1 limit hoti hai
Kon kehta hai
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Rajnikant apne baap se pehle paida hua tha
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Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu banayi
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Kyuki
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Wo dikhana chahta tha ki aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai

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Aaj rajnikant sir Aasman mai dikhenge
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Kyuki
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Wo olempic me high jump mai hissa le rahe hain

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Bahit time pehle rajnikant ne daant mazboot karne ke lye Ek powder
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Aaj use Sab Ambuja cement kehte hain
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek innocent ladki ko non veg SMS bheja
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Aaj us ladki ko sab sunny leone ke name se jaante hain
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Teacher:- Raat ko maccher kaate to kya karna chahiye
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Student:- chup chap khujaa kar so jaana chahiye

kyuki aap rajnikant to ho nahi jo usse sorry bulwa loge
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Ek bar rajnikant ne socha kyu naa apni 01-00% knowledge ko dunia se
Share kiya jaaye
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To
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Is prakar Google ka janam hua

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Rajnikant or modi ki mulaqat hoti hai
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Modi:- mere ganv me light nahi thi lekin mai agarbatti jala kar uski roshmi me padhta tha
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Rajnikant:- hamare gaanv mai bhi bijli nahi thi or naa hi agarbatti ke liye paise the phir bhi mai padha
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Modi:- kaise????
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Rajnikant:- mera 1 dost tha prakash mai usko pass betha kar padhta tha

1din prakash baarish mai bheeg gaya or wo nahi aaya lekin phir bhi me padha
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Modi:- Kaise???
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Rajnikant:- gaanv mai jyoti name ki ladki bhi to thi uske pass beth kar 😜😛😜
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