Faadu Double meaning jokes read here

Ladke or ladki Racket khel rahe the

Ladkiya:- Hum tumko hara kar dikhaynge
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Ladke:- Hum haar gaye ab dikhao

Jo samajh gaya thoko like baki Sab pogo dekho
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Ladkiya Salwar ke neeche kya pehanti hain
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Chappal

Kamino salwar ke neeche poocha tha ander nahi
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Mujhe aapke lips par
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Ek bar
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Bus plzzz ek bar
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Bahut dil kar rha hai
Bus ek bar.
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Ek pyari si 'Smile'dekhni hai
Haa yahi wali

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Mard aur Aurat rishta bhi ajeeb hai saala

Door rahe to judai

Or paas rahe to

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Ladai

Tum kya soch rahe the kamino

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Teacher:- What is Love????
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Student:- 'L' ko pakadkar
                  'O' ko dabakar
                  'V' mai ghusakar
            Jab 'E' ki Awaz aaye to samajh isi ko love kehte hain

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Kyaa zamana aa gaya hai

Aurte:- 'shani' ki taraf ja rahi hain

Or Aadmi
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Sunny ki taraf

Fayda sirf waale hi utha rahe hain

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Sunny Leone comedy night with kapil mai aayi

To 1darshak ne poocha:- mai aapka bahut bada fan hoin

Maine aap ki saari movies dekhi hain

'Kya mai aapke sath aapki movie ka step kar sakta hoon'
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Is par siddhu ne kaha:- Guru har peela aam nahi hota.
Har sita ka pati ram nahi hota.
Thodi jeb dheeli karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha.

Kyuki

Ye wo step hai jo khule aam nhi hota

Thoko taali

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Boys hostel ke bathroom mai likha tha

Aapka bhawisya (future) aapke haath mai hai

To socho girls hostel ke bathroom mai kya likha hoga
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Apne bhawisya mai ungly naa kare
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1 sawal bahut dino dimag mai hai socha aaj pooch hi loon

Dilli agar dil waalo ki hai hai to
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London kiska hua

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Sharma ji ki party mai dinner karte waqt Varma ji paas mrs. Sharma Aa kar boli:-  bhai shahb aapne to kuch liya hi nahi

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1chicken ka leg piece utha kar unki plate mai rakh diya
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Party khatam hone ke bad sharma ji ne varma ji se poocha khana kaisa tha ????

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Verma ji :- Dishes to saari badiya thi
par end mai jo bhabi ji ne taang utha kar di
Maza aa gaya ..

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Shadi mai photographer banne ka alag hi maza hai

Ladkiya ..

* Meri lo naa
* Meri Akele ki lo
* ye meri friend hai dono ki sath mai lo
* khade khade Lena
* Meri aage se bhi lo side se bhi lo
* Tumne to meri li hi nahi
* Tum to bus usi ki le rahe ho
* pehle meri lo bad mai uski Lena
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Ek ladki kutiya se poochti hai Tmhare itne saare bacche kyu hote hain
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Kutiya:- Behan kapde utar kar road par ghoomo pata chal jaayga
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1 hotel mai new married couple ke lye notice likha tha
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Apne room ke sabhi parde daal kar rakhe
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Aapka pyar Andha ho sakta hai
Lekin harama staff nahi

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A very triple meaning joke

Ladka dost se:- Yar maine apni girlfriend ko uske birthday par
Apni behan ki diamond chori kar ke de di..
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Dost maarte hue:- kamine maine itni mehangi kharidi thi
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Ladka:- kamine maarta kyu hai

Tere ghar hi to wapas gayi hai
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Moral:- Har ek friend kamina hota hai
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Doctor:- Tum injection dekh kar itna kyu chillati ho??

Nurse:- To mai kya karu mujhe darr lagta hai

Doctor:- To tum us din kitna chillaaogi

Nurse:- Kis din doctor????
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Tum rehne do sms padhne waala samajh gaya
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A Teacher says

Agar apna character sahi karna chahte ho to apni har teacher to maa samjho
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Student:- wo to theek hai miss par isse hamare papa ka character kharab hoga

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1 ladki travel agent ke paas gayi or boli:- ki mujhe honeymoon ke saste package ke baare mai batao
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Agent:- 50 thousand mai 3contry

Lady:- or koi sasta batao
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Agent:- 20 thousand mai 1 country
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Lady:- koi or sasta batao
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Agent:- 1 aur hai bilkul free
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Lady:- Waaahhhhhhh
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Agent:- Lekin usme Husband hamari taraf se hoga
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Ladka:- Arey O item kya haal hai tera
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Ladki:- wahi jo teri Behan kaa hai
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Ladka:- Accha iska matlab tu bhi pregnant hai

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Santa:- kal maine pehli bar girlfriend ki yad bhulane ke lye bottle
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Banta:- phir kya hua???
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Santa:- Hona kya tha phass gya saala bottle mai .
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Mehnat itni khamoshi se karo ki
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Safalta shor macha de

Pregnancy is one of the example 

Kamino ko kaise kaise samjhana pasta hai

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Lady dudhwaale se :- bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai
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Doodh wala:- Bibi ji mujhe kyu bata rahi ho
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Kisi acche se doctor ko dikhao

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Ladkiya 4 cheezo ki bahut diwani hoti hain
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1. Make up
2. Mobile
3. Shopping
4. Neeche dekh
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Are bhai apne neeche dekh😀😀😁😂

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1 chhota baccha sunny Leone se:- Aunty aapke paas Sab kuch hai paisa,bangla ,nokar,car aap karti kyaa hain
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Sunny Leone:- kuch nahi beta ek chhota saa business hai holesale kaa 😀😀😁😁

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